Instinkt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Link's Quest For Ass 2]

"That's the spot fairy boy!!!"

Hey... I watched the first movie, and found it to be the BEST Zelda movie on Newgrounds (I even reviewed it, back in the day). Now, I watch LQfA2 with great anticipation. Was I dissapointed? Hell no. Great movie, although I still must say that LQfA1 was much better, but hey... you can't beat a masterpiece like that that easily, even though you are the creator.

Looking back on the movie, I find that the only faults are that: Even though the warp tile takes them to every classic NES game possible (Kid Icarus, FF, Punchout among others) the storyline still gets kind of pointless after the 2nd or 3rd warp. Luckily, you're saved by the great jokes and crazy ass cameos (Come on, Shadow's dog getting killed by "Simmonsaurus"? Thank god that was funny!). Dude, I got to give you your props, nice movie... and I can't wait for LQfA3, a word of advice though... please, PLEASE don't make the next movie's storyline a little more connected story-wise and limit the number of cameos... with that said, great movie and congrats!

[Mario and the Princess]

"I showed her my plunger and she liked it too"

Funny stuff man. I think it's great how you didn't use the original sprites and instead... touched them up, very nice! :)

[Elevator Action!]

Weird. Funny. Cool.

Oh yeah... that "war" track is great and fits with the general nostalgic theme of the NES dayz... great movie man. Ya lost them 2 points cuz I felt it needed a little more to get over the top. But it was cool.

:)

[Perfect Kirby 1.2]

Better, yet not choco-tastic enough.

You guys make the lousiest sound effects... the movie sometimes didn't come off as funny as it's supposed to. 1.2 wasn't better than 1.1, it was worse. Also, I know I might seem as a critique of this series, but I'm just tryin to help.

It's too awkward when there's 15 seconds of silence, like in this movie.

[Nasty Residents (R.E.)]

Forgettable...

Not a good R.E. parody my man. Run of the mill... the animation was nice and smooth, the voice acting was blah... and there were too many times in the movie were I just wondered WTF?

Anyway, I liked that Sega vs. Nintendo flick you did... get to the fight!!!!!

Better luck next time, this movie wasn't quite there.

[Mario Twins (official)]

Weird.

Really weird, really confusing... really great!!! That was one of the most original flashes I've seen in quite some time. Keep up the good work!

[I Am Resident Evil]

"Or are you just happy to see me?"

Really, really funny. The best RE parody I've ever seen. And, a good idea mixing it in with the "Army of one" commercials.

Take that US Army!

[Sega Vs. Nintendo Match 1]

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!!!!!

Nice movie... but the fact that you didn't get to fight drops your score down a bit. Baby Mario is denouncing capitalism (so he's a communist) and he's smoking a cigar (ahem, like Fidel Castro... a cuban cigar maybe!?) yet, Incubus' "Mexico" runs in the background!? WTF!? Cuba and Mexico aren't the same deal... ah well, movie was funny.

And that's all that matters...

peace, N-Freak

[Perfect Kirby 1.1]

So very long...

Too long, too complicated... too many parts where nothing is happening. Other than that this movie was funny and reminiscent of Perfect Dark (well, duh)

Good try with this crossover... hopefully the next episodes are better. I mean, you can't rely on cameos by Mario and Luigi (arguing bout Pasta) to make your movie funny. Focus it around Kirby... and make him look like LESS of an ass... the guy already gets a bad rap for being PINK.